Helena Bonham Carter (via fuckinq)
I’m still trying to figure the answer out.
“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’
“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”
Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via stfumadison)
The more I hear from Louis CK, the more I wish he was a permanent fixture in my life.
I’m sure everyone has his own favorite go-to lasagna recipe, but I’d just like to offer that this really is The Best Lasagna…
Just made this. I don’t mean to brag, but it’s the best lasagna I’ve ever eaten.
Why do people always wait until after you’re done baking or cooking something to chime in and tell you 10 ways you could have done it differently?
…. and preferably blue
I think we all know who will it be at the first sight of the picture
"Misandry is actually serious business, and I’ll thank you not to—"
"Excuse me but that’s extremely rude, misandry—"
"Wow, okay, misandry actually affects a lot of men okay? Mis—”
"Mi-misandry!!!! MISANDRY IS SERIOUS OKAY LISTEN TO ME!!!"
50 ducks invaded a CVS in New York, but they were extremely well behaved.
Maybe they had a medical mallardy.