This is the 3rd “order delay” email they’ve sent. Dell, we’re breaking up. It’s not me, it’s you. Bye.
My high school class ring. Black onyx to match my angsty teenage soul. 🎶WHEN EVERYTHINGS MADE TO BE BROKEN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM 🎶😫😫😫😫😫😫
How about, “because we dropped the ball were going you your computer for free and free tech support, plus parts and labor, for the life of your computer!”
What “unforeseen circumstances” are they talking about? So many questions!
Caption unrelated: I miss farting around on the Internet. My new laptop should be here on Thursday.
This will go really well with my infomercial purchased butt-enhancing yoga pants and my “hang in there buddy” kitten poster.
I can’t believe this has been reblogged over 1,100 times. We must all be looking forward to summer!!
Oh look I already have spending money for Scotland! That’s enough for a can or two of Apple Tango and a Wispa gold, right? Cleaning out junk drawers is fun!